I did not choose the apple pun life. The apple pun life chose me. One harmless joke turned into a full obsession and now here we are. If you love a good pun this is your place. These are fresh clean and genuinely funny. No filler just pure apple goodness.
Here are the apple puns that will make you laugh out loud
Funny Apple Puns and Captions
- I could not find the core of that joke
- You are the apple of my eye
- Do not worry be appy
- Throw it hard enough and it keeps anyone away
- You are very a-peel-ing
- Buy the pie eat it before anyone gets home
- My love never goes out of season
- I have apple-solutely no idea
- How many pies counts as one apple a day
- Very emotionally invested in this crumble
- I came I saw I apple-d
- You had me at Honeycrisp
- Pick the biggest apple first
- I told the apple I believed in it
- Keep calm and eat apple
- Same apple obsession zero apologies
- Apple extra not regular extra
- To peel or not to peel
- Mostly just crying into an apple
- The orchard said I had great taste
Apple One Liners
- Apple-y ever after
- Very a-peel-ing
- Rotten to the core in a good way
- Apple-solutely obsessed
- Seedy and I love it
- Heart goes from cider to cider
- Core blimey you are cute
- Not making a big apple of this
- Branching out into puns
- Apple pie closer than friends
- Just here for the a-peel
- You are my Tuesday crunch
- Only apple sauce decisions here
- Sweet tart and slightly dangerous
- Very Newton of me to fall for you
- Peel good look good eat apple
- 90 percent puns 10 percent personality
- One in an orchard not a melon
- Orchards are my happy place
- You cannot beet an apple
Apple Puns for Instagram
- Picked fresh posted immediately
- Leave your drama at the gate
- Apple a day keeps bad photos away
- Apple extra not regular extra
- Fuji state of mind
- Golden Delicious is my personality
- Cider season is my spiritual awakening
- Just roaming the orchard
- Seeds of chaos on the inside
- Fall gave me anxiety and apple photos
- Crisp air crisp apple both better than people
- Granny Smith energy a little tart very iconic
- Eating an apple over the sink at midnight
- It fell straight into my mouth
- Red Delicious and red flags same thing
- Glow up sponsored by apple puns
- Warm cider makes me a morning person
- Apple is supporting cast I am main character
- Drove 45 minutes to the orchard worth it
- Apple season heals everything
Romantic Apple Puns
- You are my Honeycrisp
- I like you more than apple pie
- You are a Pink Lady classy and sweet
- Apple I have is this pun for you
- My heart is an orchard in fall
- You are my morning crunch
- I discovered feelings when you smiled
- Sharing my last apple is a proposal
- I keep coming back every season
- I apple-reciate everything about you
- Let us grow old like apple cider
- Golden Delicious in a Granny Smith world
- Apple cider donuts and you is enough
- My feelings grow stronger every season
- Last slice of pie goes to you
- Biggest shiniest apple at the top
- First bite of Granny Smith that is you
- Honeycrisp in a world of bruised apples
- Warm cinnamon to my apple
- Only taking you apple picking
Funny Apple Jokes for Everyone
- Apple went to school to beat the pear
- Grumpy apple is just a crab apple
- Apple cried over its core values
- Whole pie keeps everyone away
- Favorite subject is seedy business
- Apples hang out in bunches never lonely
- Apple told the fridge not to make it weird
- My apple gets picked before I do
- Apple went to therapy for core issues
- Sorry that was very seedy of me
- Pineapple is a scam of a name
- Stop being so rotten about everything
- Forgot its brakes also it is round
- Autumn outfit is a cider jacket
- Confident apple has strong core
- Knock knock apple-y ever after
- Trains from the core wins every sport
- Crab apple joke works twice every time
- Apple blushed seeing the salad dressing
- Apple tree said stop picking on me
The Last Bite
You made it through 200 apple puns and you are still here. That means you either love wordplay or you fell asleep and woke up at the end. Both are completely fine.
Apple puns never go out of season. Drop one in January or July or right in the middle of an awkward silence and it lands every time. Go text these to someone. Be the a-peel you wish to see in the world.
Hey! I’m Clara, and I love puns. I started InstantPuns to share a little laughter every day. Stick around, enjoy some wordplay, and maybe groan a little too it’s all part of the fun!